Monday, December 8, 2008

An Alarming Discovery

I was staring confoundedly at my checking account balance on Saturday. It just did not make sense that there was only 35.00 in the account, so I began to review the account activity online and came to the horrifying realization that, by mistake, I paid my mortgage twice in December. Judas Priest, I was so diligent in scheduling the payment that I did it twice. There's no recourse now, because it took me a week to notice this error. In case my boss reads this, NO, I can't afford to pay double mortgage payments on purpose. Andy Cleveland points out that, in a time when loads of people can't even pay one mortgage bill, I go ahead two steps and pay the bloody thing twice!! And, no, the mortgage people don't give me a month off. They just "apply the excess towards the principle." Well thanks a hell of a lot, because I have so much extra money lying around in December, in a recession.

So, part deux of this little diatribe is ...at least I have a house. I guess I should just be grateful that my problem is not something like, "It's really cold out tonight. Where am I going to sleep?"

I am not rich by any stretch, but I am grateful.

5 comments:

pnlkotula said...

Oh Honey! I can't imagine how that felt. But I love that you find the silver lining. I can send an extra peanut butter and jelly with Jamie tomorrow...

Janine Serresseque said...

Mmmmm. I like PB&J. Thanks Miss Lisa!

Joy W. said...

jesus on a pogo stick!!

Janine Serresseque said...

Jesus on a dollar bill!

JB said...

Jahovah!